THURMAN & LALA PODCAST EPISODE 22: Jug Baby

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On a special episode of the THURMAN & LALA Internet Radio Program, we discuss a local event that will be talked about for years to come. Stevie Lala has a first hand account of that crazy night at The Stone Jug.


Here is the Dr. Seuss Poem from "This Week in History" 

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BABY FROM THE STAG PARTY! THIS IS ONLY ABOUT DR SEUSS' HORRIBLE FATHER!!!

By S. Michael Joseph Thurman and Stephen J. LaBarber Esq. 

Dr. Seuss was born, after labors and pains 
When he saw the boys face, his father explained 
“That’s not my baby, this woman just had!
I know that we fucked, but im not his dad!
I was out and about and looking to score.” 
Walked into a bar and saw this dumb whore.
I don’t know her name but I gave her my seed
Get rid of this thing, I beg you and plead!
His head is too big and out of proportion
And now its too late to have an abortion
So Now this young lad has the last name of Seuss
If I could go back, I'd bang her caboose”


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